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Post Mon Apr 01, 2013 10:04 pm  Post Number:#631

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Two kids were walking along when one of the saw a rabbit and said to the other kid
"Look, it's the Easter Bunny"
and the other kid said
"And its laying chocolate eggs"
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Three nuns die and are met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. "Before you enter, you must answer a skilled question." said St.Peter.

The nuns agree and St. Peter begins by asking the first nun, "Who was the first man on earth?"

"Oh , that's an easy one, that was Adam!" said the nun. With her answer the gates opened, the lights came on and the nun walked up the stairs.

St.Peter asked the second nun, "Who was the first women on earth?"

"Oh, that's an easy one, that was Eve!" said the second nun. With her answer the gates opened, the lights came on, and the nun walked up the stairs.

St.Peter asked the third and final nun, "What was the first thing Eve said to Adam?"

The nun thought about the question for a long time, finally she shakes her head and replies, "That's a hard one".

And the gates opened, the lights came on...


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Don't tell Olaf.


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There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Never tell all you know...
Disclaimer: The opinions are my own. Nobody else wants them.

Post Fri Jan 06, 2017 12:44 am  Post Number:#635

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5 out of 6 people agree... Russian Roulette is completely safe.
~~~ accept everything - Believe Whatever - TRUST NOTHING ~~~~
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There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Never tell all you know...
Disclaimer: The opinions are my own. Nobody else wants them.

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