The Official AF Joke Thread

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Re: The Official AF Joke Thread

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Post by 5829 » Tue Mar 12, 2019 3:14 am

Ok, I do not know how many of you watch Star Trek: Discovery but in Season 2 | Episode 8 - If Memory Serves - their data was under attack and “Airiam says that the probe used multiple SQL injections”.

Airiam says that the probe used multiple SQL injections, which means SQL is going to last at least until the 23rd century. Who’d have thought it would have such longevity? I’m willing to be corrected on this, but I also thinks this marks the first time a contemporary programming language has ever been referenced in Star Trek. Let’s just say we never saw what languages Data and The Doctor were implemented in.
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Re: The Official AF Joke Thread

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Post by 5829 » Sat May 18, 2019 1:30 am

Never thought about it till now.
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Re: The Official AF Joke Thread

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Post by deepdiver32073 » Fri May 31, 2019 3:33 pm

Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat?
Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat!

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Re: The Official AF Joke Thread

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Post by Über » Sat Jun 01, 2019 11:10 pm

lmao

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Post by 5829 » Sun Jun 02, 2019 2:10 am

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The Official AF Joke Thread

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Post by BarryLen » Wed Jul 10, 2019 11:28 am

From the SDSU- How to stop Jimmer thread. I dont care what you say, pot makes people funnier.

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Post by 5829 » Mon Jul 29, 2019 2:59 am

Picked up a hitchhiker last night. As we were driving along the I asked
How do you know that I am not a serial killer?
His answer was
The chances of two serial killers being in the same car are astronomical.
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Post by 5829 » Tue Aug 06, 2019 10:30 pm

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Post by 5829 » Sat Aug 17, 2019 1:36 am

Too many to post. So I will just put a link.

The Stupid. It Hurts.
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Post by 5829 » Mon Sep 09, 2019 2:41 am

What Gender is a computer - an analysis

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