The Best Of...

[Sir Jig-A-Lot]

They smell.

Worst thing about chilled monkey brains?

[deepdiver32073]

Ummmm. Cobbler... this thread is "Best Of..." so in the spirit of 'the best of..."
Best of Chilled monkey brains: They're high in protein.

Best thing about antiquated computers?

[Sir Jig-A-Lot]

DOS (I'm making the assumption they are that old)

Best thing about finding a huge doobie in an old jacket?

[deepdiver32073]

PARTY!!!

Best thing about rolling bare ass naked in a field of nettles?

[AYHJA]

. o 0 (googles nettles)

....Oh shit!

Umm...From the ground and nature you come, and to the ground and nature you return...Not many people can say they complete such a circle..!

Best thing about your mechanic getting a nettle stuck in his ass and you having to suck out the poison..? :D

[Sir Jig-A-Lot]

It's an excuse for your transition into gaying it up?

Scotch Fillet or Roast Chicken Lasagne?

[deepdiver32073]

not familiar with either of those dishes, but I like Scotch and I like Filets, so....

Best thing about being utterly confused?

[Sir Jig-A-Lot]

It's a great excuse for your misnomers.

Best thing about long distance Stuff?

[deepdiver32073]

No local complications

Best thing about 50's Sci-Fi movies?

[Sir Jig-A-Lot]

Great Cheese Factor

Best thing about starting your life afresh?